New Year, New Fire - The First Kingdom Drops of 2026 Are Here!
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A new year means one thing in the THCA Kingdom:
New strains. New smoke. New reasons to upgrade your stash.
We're kicking off 2026 with a full royal rollout across every tier of the Kingdom... from sun-grown greenhouse daily drivers to exotic indoor crown jewels. Plus we dropped prices on closeout strains that are officially being escorted out of the castle.
If you've been waiting for fresh drops... this is your green light.
🌿 The Royal Gardens — Greenhouse Drops
Our greenhouse lane stays undefeated for value, flavor, and everyday reliability.
These new additions bring smooth smoke and budget-friendly royalty to your rotation:
🍎 Glazed Apple – Sweet baked apple terps with smooth, balanced effects.
🌫 Hazed & Confused – Bright, hazy citrus notes with a classic uplifting daytime vibe.
Clean, consistent, and priced for daily smokers who like their stash dependable.
🌤 Light Assisted Royalty
These might as well be indoors. Enjoy them below indoor prices.
🍊 Tangerine Dream – Citrus-forward, uplifting, and clear-headed.
🃏 Joker Candy – Sweet candy terps with playful euphoric effects.
🍯 Honey Comb Pavé – Creamy dessert notes with smooth, relaxing body calm.
Light assisted never tasted this good.
💎 Indoor Crown Jewels
Environmentally controlled, frost-heavy, terp-loaded premium smoke for connoisseurs and flexers:
💗 Pink Warheads – Sour candy terps with euphoric, uplifting energy.
🍋🟩 Key Lime – Bright citrus zest, smooth calm, and perfect daily-driver balance.
Dense buds. Loud noses. Smooth sessions.
👑 THCA King × Dank Flamingo Collab 🦩
Where royalty meets dank... Twice over.
Dank Ice is our first official collaboration with the Dank Flamingo... a creamy, citrus-forward indoor strain bred from elite dessert lineage and built for loud flavor, frosty bag appeal, and euphoric social vibes.
Royal Dank exotic has violet hues and frost like a neverwinter night, dark cherry dessert lineage, rich gas, and heavy royal calm. This one does not whisper, it announces itself.
🐉 The Exotic Throne Room
For collectors, terp chasers, and anyone who likes their smoke rare and unreasonable:
🧙 Wizard Candy – Sweet candy terps with a magical mood-lift.
✨ Glitter Bomb – Loud, frosty, and flashy... because subtlety is overrated.
These live in The Crown Jewels and they do not stay long.
⚔️ Lower Prices on Closeout Strains
We’re also clearing out select closeout strains... which means:
• Lower prices
• Limited quantities
• Gone forever when they’re gone
If it’s in The King’s Dungeon, it’s doing time… and leaving the Kingdom soon.
Your wallet will thank you.
Your stash will miss them.
The Kingdom Has Been Restocked
From budget-friendly greenhouse to exotic indoor royalty, 2026 just became the loudest year yet inside the Kingdom.
Browse the new drops.
Upgrade your rotation.
And check the Dungeon before those last deals vanish into legend.
👑 Long live the THCA Kingdom.